Total Eclipse of the John.
Watch as the wild Freeman slowly circles his Cumberprey, quickly stamping out any signs of rebellion with the whispered reminder of “Fluff you, I won a BAFTA”.
Cumberprey
*is reading this in David Attenborough’s voice*
*do you guys hear the National Geographic theme tune too? Cause I do*
I hope someone is compiling a dictionary of all these Sherlock terms.
