May 2012
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I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I...
– Steven Wright (Thank you, liquidnight)
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notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
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notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking...
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Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
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